Now that he’s out of the rotation and on the DL, someone asked where is Matzaka!!! and what exactly is he doing?
My guesses are he is either:
· Taking a few days to get over the breakup of Jon and Kate; or
· Hiking The Appalachian Trail; or
· In Argentina
The governor’s staff is getting credit for that inventive new classic, probably soon to become a cliché, “Not to worry, I’ve just been hiking the Appalachian Trail,’ but it’s really about 50 years old.
Jackie: “What’s this I hear about you and Marilyn Monroe?”
Jack: “No big deal, Dear. Miss Monroe and I have just been hiking The Appalachian Trail together.”
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ReplyDeleteSanford and the rest of them, the judgement of these guys is astounding. That's REAL middle-age craziness. Heard some female commentators were sympathetic to Sanford because he was really in love as opposed to Spitzer and Bill C.
Another odd take.
Baseball sucks-I think all the players should disappear to Argentina not just Dice. They should tell no one where they went-just disappear-don't come back.