The Powerful New Lexicon

I know where the ubiquitous, “Don’t blame me, I’m still trying to get over Michael,” and “Stop being so suspicious, I was just out hiking the Appalachian Trail” come from…but now, for some reason, in my circles, anytime anyone dares to say anything even remotely dumb, mundane, or trivial, he’s immediately greeted by a chorus of deep, powerful voices bellowing, “That would make one Sweeeeeet Tweeeeeet, Bro!!!!”